Twilight!!!!!

So yeah I'm talking to my mate Kesi eh, she's a fine wine if ya know what I mean. She saw Twilight the other night and said in a word, that it was crap. I myself saw the shorts on the holidays and immediately thought how gay. Great for the emotionally immature teeny-bopper. No I'm not hating, it's true teeny-boppers. You'll agree with me when you get older and you're talking to teeny-boppers yourself. You wanna watch a real vamp film watch Dracula (ignore Keanu) or Interview with a Vampire. Read Bram Stoker's Dracula, even better. All modern versions are a derivative of some type of this. Anyway, what I found rather silly about this film in which I'm sure anyone over the mental age of 25 would agree was, why the hell would a 100 year old vampire fall in love with a teen? Seriously, betrothed in time or not, I couldn't stomach hanging out with a kid in the romantic sense. Further more, where do you draw the line of paedophilia? I mean, if you're a 100 but in an immortal ageless body, does that make it alright? Don't get me started on the implications of Benjamin Button.